I hate privacy statements. If I were you, I'd be skeptical and wouldn't want to subscribe either. But, after some consideration, I'd end up signing up and then wait and wonder. May be lose a bit of sleep.
Here's the serious part: By filling out and submitting our E-mail form, you are signing up to receive E-mail's from Florida Beer Festivals regarding upcoming Beer Festivals. And you will receive them. You might even receive discount coupons for some of our Beer events!
Cards on the table, you might receive an E-mail or two from some Friends of the Festivals along the way, but only if there is a very good reason for it: Like money. But don't worry, we will only sell your E-mail address if the price is high enough! We know you are a classy person and worth Big Buck$!
So there you have it. Simple, up front and brutally honest.